by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 838thMost Influential: 1,980thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,029th
The Insanity of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
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The Yeetmaster Supreme
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.023 billion

LeaderThe Yeetmaster Supreme

AnimalSimadoan Eagle

The Insanity of Simadoa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Yeetmaster Supreme with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 1.023 billion Simadoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manasisma. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Simadoan economy, worth 99.8 trillion Dalans a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 97,600 Dalans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and nobody knows why the caged Simadoan Eagle sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simadoa's national animal is the Simadoan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Simadoa is ranked 84,640th in the world and 3,303rd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 142,255 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 838thMost Influential: 1,980thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,029thMost Armed: 8,593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,070thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 15,371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,545thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,616thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,812thMost Inclusive: 19,510thMost Secular: 21,754thLowest Crime Rates: 22,084thMost Conservative: 22,809thMost Cultured: 22,821stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,054thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,310th
Most Armed: 308th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 464th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 474th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 556th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 582nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 690th in the regionMost Influential: 768th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 858th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 864th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Simadoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
  • : Simadoa was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Nova Arcania.
  • : Simadoa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, nobody knows why the caged Simadoan Eagle sings.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Simadoa, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 216 » Territorio di Nessuno, Potatolandium, Shibutani, Aerilia, Koda-Land, Cretox State, Lulubellia, East Akra, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Bankowiata, Orado, Omnistria, Pytong, Andexia, Loutsland, Kazoo Basin, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Hamerica, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, North Bratislava, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Slyakanya, Siwale, Odelinor, WeKnow, New Lakemba, Valentine Z, Illusia and Neverendia, Votak Matim, Interdimensional Zone, Pasargad, Sundred, Ravendi, Frances Francis the First of France, and 166 others.Draconian Progression, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Sunto, Yellops, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Daiz, Sevinland, Xipher, Heilhum Imperius, Tvers, Sikol, Climeria, Joodey, Wineclaw, Seijitsu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Solphine, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Caladann, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Manticore utopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Azzarel, Colfes, Ilisseia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Lemonbiscuits, Blyskalia, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Ethnon, Western Vapia, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, Galbadiana, His Enduring Majesty, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Star Kingdom, Xentherida, Dabarastan, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Moneyflows, Darkmondoria, El Fiji Grande, Super Girl, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Volstokn, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, The Endless Eventide, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Vesteysia, BrightFutures, SORT, The Austro Germanic Union, Panama Coalition, Cinnibar, Humptalumpta, Advancia-Sizzletown, The Tree States, Deseret-Moronia, The Windmilluminati, David Davidson, Mon Island, Aeolist, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Obelias, Felpolandia, Landfinia, Intion North, United States of Medford, Free Culture, Folenz, Solcius, North Armatas, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Central Ryal, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Katuda, Wellandy, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Figyjharli, Free Salvation, Miamington, Maott, Sanjurika, Svenskan, Wapistan, Trumpski, Dangine, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Cowbridge, Kromi, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Xyrron, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Religioncord, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Tsandonown, Ellbonnia, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Novremia, Duurania, Bearical, Venicea, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Rising Sakura, Outer Shenendoah, and Lionia.

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