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Most Primitive: 557thMost Devout: 1,194thBest Weather: 1,506th
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Sir Aerso

Population16.662 billion

CapitalAim Your Missiles Here
LeaderFraa Erasmas

CurrencyEnslaving Enabler

The Republic of Sir Aerso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fraa Erasmas with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 16.662 billion Aersoldorfians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aim Your Missiles Here. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Sir Aersoan economy, worth 309 trillion Enslaving Enablers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,591 Enslaving Enablers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sir Aerso's national animal is the Yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sir Aerso is ranked 25,964th in the world and 22nd in Shinka for Largest Governments, scoring 23.47 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Primitive: 557thMost Devout: 1,194thBest Weather: 1,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,263rdTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,637thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,394thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,985thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,184thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,957thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,439thSafest: 7,930thLargest Populations: 10,591stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,357thMost Cultured: 13,713thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,566th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the region

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