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Safest: 2,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,301stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,404th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Cogito Ergo Sum
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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SirHardHead

Population19.762 billion

CapitalSmiles
LeaderLeader

Currencydollar
AnimalDonkey

The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.762 billion SirHardHeadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadist economy, worth a remarkable 3,000 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,829 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 149,309th in the world and 2,978th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 163.8848951136 days.

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Safest: 2,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,301stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,428thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,898thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,412thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,545thMost Developed: 3,672ndBest Weather: 4,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,167thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,398thLargest Governments: 4,857thHighest Food Quality: 4,918thLowest Crime Rates: 4,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,928thMost Cultured: 5,170thHealthiest Citizens: 5,196thSmartest Citizens: 5,696thMost Inclusive: 5,708thHighest Economic Output: 7,267thNicest Citizens: 7,859thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,711thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,874thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,445thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,692ndLargest Populations: 16,824thHighest Average Incomes: 21,584thMost Efficient Economies: 22,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,084thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,979thMost Income Equality: 27,803rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 123rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 168th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 177th in the regionBest Weather: 188th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 204th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 216th in the regionLargest Governments: 217th in the regionMost Inclusive: 230th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionMost Cultured: 248th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 251st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 259th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionNicest Citizens: 399th in the regionLargest Populations: 450th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 458th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 489th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 587th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 775th in the regionMost Income Equality: 915th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,027th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SirHardHead's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
  • : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors.

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