Population | 19.762 billion |
Capital | Smiles |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Donkey |
The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.762 billion SirHardHeadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadist economy, worth a remarkable 3,000 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,829 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
SirHardHead is ranked 149,309th in the world and 2,978th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 163.8848951136 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SirHardHead's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : SirHardHead was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in SirHardHead, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against SirHardHeadist ambassadors.