by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 711th Most Influential: 1,092nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,889th
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Cogito Ergo Sum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population10.064 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.064 billion SirHardHeadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,717 Shlongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 19,097th in the world and 963rd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,325.22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 711thMost Influential: 1,092ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,889thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,414thSafest: 2,784thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,212thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,320thMost Pacifist: 3,339thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,375thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,515thMost Developed: 3,544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,641stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,687thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,851stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,302ndMost Inclusive: 4,668thLargest Governments: 4,746thBest Weather: 4,920thLowest Crime Rates: 5,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,198thMost Cultured: 5,489thSmartest Citizens: 6,053rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,426thMost Stationary: 7,198thNicest Citizens: 7,260thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,263rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,302ndHighest Economic Output: 9,316thHighest Average Incomes: 13,629thMost Efficient Economies: 14,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,595th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 65th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionSafest: 147th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Stationary: 162nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 167th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 171st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 186th in the regionMost Pacifist: 191st in the regionMost Developed: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 208th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionLargest Governments: 228th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 248th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 255th in the regionMost Cultured: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 278th in the regionMost Inclusive: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 313th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 347th in the regionLargest Populations: 402nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 420th in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 436th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 493rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 537th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 668th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 697th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 825th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 178 » Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Notyoutopia, Guslantis, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Vexilia, Alice Gardens, Chukstik Illahi, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, The Teddy, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Corfad, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, PlanetPunk, Territorio di Nessuno, Ainsworth, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Itallitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Atain, and 128 others.Ozstan, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Lower Nubia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Empy, Sacrento, Zeternia, Sundred, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Babacar, Wilkshire, Rosewood-, Lunallian, Islamic Cali, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, AGoodPlace, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Mercandia, Spartoptia, Torakuen, Amauri, SORT, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, East Supple Lund, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Niradans, Hong Kong Empire, Titanianapolis, Black Templares, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Haor Chall, Outer Egorniand, Federation Terra Australis, Allison In Chains, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Alunya, Steraz, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Guer Aike, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Joodey, Jasminlandia, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Fayyayid, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Newpromisedland, Acrabinnia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Abject Ludicrosity, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, Valhalla123, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Loutsland, Constantinolia, Xzavia-Hjar, Zumlandia, Glurponia, Orado, Runeda, Daiz, Juggernautilus, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Vernest Quill, Makersaulache, Duerrlewang, New Octicarg, Cuyan, McMasterdonia, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Racoda, Ponantine, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, U S Eh, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Loli County, Nothru Lerple, Pazair, Bruhbronistan, Seenvorland, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, United Kahndaq, Viridiann, Afcon, United Anglo-America, Zyvetskistaahn, and Eravonia.

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