by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 902ndMost Influential: 1,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,867th
The Kingdom of
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Cogito Ergo Sum
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Population11.686 billion



The Kingdom of SirHardHead is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.686 billion SirHardHeadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smiles. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient SirHardHeadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion Shlongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,795 Shlongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SirHardHead's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SirHardHead is ranked 13,996th in the world and 654th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 147,795.86 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 902ndMost Influential: 1,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,867thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,245thSafest: 2,641stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,193rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,267thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,420thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,517thMost Pacifist: 3,618thMost Developed: 3,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,000thLargest Governments: 4,531stBest Weather: 4,564thMost Cultured: 4,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,884thMost Inclusive: 4,909thLowest Crime Rates: 4,936thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,779thSmartest Citizens: 5,906thHealthiest Citizens: 6,339thMost Stationary: 6,615thNicest Citizens: 7,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,765thHighest Economic Output: 8,886thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,761stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,645thHighest Average Incomes: 13,996thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,148th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 116th in the regionMost Stationary: 136th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 140th in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 143rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 158th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 168th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 194th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 197th in the regionMost Pacifist: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 220th in the regionLargest Governments: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 243rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 252nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 276th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 293rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 307th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 312th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 361st in the regionLargest Populations: 387th in the regionNicest Citizens: 402nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 411th in the regionMost Influential: 468th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 526th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 584th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 654th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 689th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 801st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 930th in the region

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