by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 162nd Most Beautiful Environments: 216th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 310th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
All for one, and one for all
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population12.708 billion


Currencygold coin

The Republic of Sirsparksalot is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SirSparkles with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 12.708 billion Sirsparksalotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparkopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sirsparksalotian economy, worth a remarkable 3,865 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 304,216 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, a rusted hulk in Sparkopolis harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in the Pacific, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sirsparksalot's national animal is the Yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Sirsparksalot is ranked 488th in the world and 9th in the Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 409 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Best Weather: 162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 310thMost Developed: 345thLongest Average Lifespans: 408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 464thMost Cheerful Citizens: 485thMost Cultured: 488thLargest Publishing Industry: 568thHighest Disposable Incomes: 596thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 625thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 686thLargest Retail Industry: 729thHealthiest Citizens: 1,291stMost Inclusive: 1,305thSmartest Citizens: 1,502ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,569thRudest Citizens: 1,643rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,942ndHighest Economic Output: 2,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,081stMost Efficient Economies: 3,223rdMost Devout: 3,621stLowest Crime Rates: 4,529thSafest: 4,550thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,824thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,007thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,424thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,125thHighest Drug Use: 8,470thTop
Most Influential: 9,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,405thLargest Governments: 9,451stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,958thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,593rdLargest Populations: 15,507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,406th
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 155th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 156th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 187th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 225th in the regionLargest Governments: 237th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 314th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 418th in the regionLargest Black Market: 430th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 517th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 525th in the regionMost Stationary: 527th in the regionNudest: 609th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sirsparksalot changed its national faith to "Nationalism".
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, a rusted hulk in Sparkopolis harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in the Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, foreign musicians that SirSparkles dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Sirsparksalot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Highest Poor Incomes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » East Durthang and Xoriet.

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