by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 222ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 312th
The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
All for one, and one for all
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population15.67 billion


Currencygold coin

The Republic of Sirsparksalot is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SirSparkles with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 15.67 billion Sirsparksalotians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparkopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sirsparksalotian economy, worth a remarkable 4,944 trillion gold coins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 315,571 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sirsparksalot's national animal is the Yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Sirsparksalot is ranked 209,199th in the world and 5,528th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Best Weather: 172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 222ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 312thMost Cultured: 466thMost Cheerful Citizens: 505thLargest Publishing Industry: 555thHighest Disposable Incomes: 599thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 696thMost Developed: 850thLargest Retail Industry: 862ndLongest Average Lifespans: 990thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,000thHealthiest Citizens: 1,056thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,110thSmartest Citizens: 1,287thMost Inclusive: 1,415thMost Efficient Economies: 1,592ndRudest Citizens: 1,637thHighest Average Incomes: 1,800thHighest Economic Output: 2,063rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,117thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,887thLowest Crime Rates: 3,066thSafest: 3,423rdMost Devout: 4,512thLargest Governments: 6,220thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,941stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,185thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,297thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,455thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,915thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,133rdLargest Populations: 14,579thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,945th
Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionSafest: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 242nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 255th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 406th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 492nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 502nd in the regionNudest: 526th in the regionMost Influential: 557th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 596th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 622nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sirsparksalot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Sirsparksalot voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Sirsparksalot was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, bike rage is all the rage.


World Assembly

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