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Best Weather: 170thMost Beautiful Environments: 221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 314th
The Republic of
Libertarian Police State Slightly Overzealous Peoples Democracy
All for one, and one for all
SirSparkles
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Sirsparksalot

Population16.1 billion

CapitalSparkopolis
LeaderSirSparkles
FaithNationalism

Currencygold coin
AnimalYeti

The Republic of Sirsparksalot is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by SirSparkles with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 16.1 billion Sirsparksalotians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparkopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sirsparksalotian economy, worth a remarkable 5,079 trillion gold coins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 315,477 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, the newest shade developed by Sirsparksalot's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sirsparksalot's national animal is the Yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Sirsparksalot is ranked 229,828th in the world and 6,024th in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Best Weather: 170thMost Beautiful Environments: 221stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 314thMost Cultured: 453rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 579thLargest Publishing Industry: 589thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 722ndLargest Retail Industry: 815thMost Developed: 882ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,032ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,046thHealthiest Citizens: 1,086thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,189thSmartest Citizens: 1,321stMost Inclusive: 1,504thMost Efficient Economies: 1,603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,693rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,805thRudest Citizens: 1,881stHighest Economic Output: 2,024thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,357thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,830thLowest Crime Rates: 3,093rdSafest: 3,953rdMost Devout: 5,066thLargest Governments: 5,960thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,954thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,458thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,605thLargest Populations: 14,486thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,297thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,230thMost Influential: 23,548th
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Best Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionSafest: 100th in the regionMost Devout: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 264th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 358th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 386th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 416th in the regionMost Influential: 419th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 446th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 499th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 602nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Sirsparksalot was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Libertarian Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, the newest shade developed by Sirsparksalot's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Sirsparksalot voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, Sirsparksalotian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Sirsparksalot was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Sirsparksalot, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.

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