The Queen's State of Sitklan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 30.401 billion Sitklanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The thriving Sitklanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,535 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, voting is voluntary, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sitklan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sitklan is ranked 252,625^th in the world and 6^th in Vanuatu for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.64 law-abiding acts per hour.