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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,448thBest Weather: 5,077th
The Autocracy of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Our work is Industrial, Our language Political
Autarch Ferdinand Tennfjord
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Sjovenia

Population28.686 billion

CapitalSovija
LeaderAutarch Ferdinand Tennfjord
FaithRoman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox

CurrencyTolar
AnimalVelika Zimska Sova

The Autocracy of Sjovenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Autarch Ferdinand Tennfjord with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 28.686 billion Sjovenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovija. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sjovene economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion Tolars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,946 Tolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sjovenia's national animal is the Velika Zimska Sova, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox.

Sjovenia is ranked 173,969th in the world and 3,716th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 90.9920945428 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,448thTop
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Best Weather: 5,077thLargest Populations: 5,114thLowest Crime Rates: 5,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,601stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,898thHealthiest Citizens: 9,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,198thHighest Economic Output: 10,249thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,517thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,570thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,160thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,195thLargest Governments: 17,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,710thMost Devout: 17,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,114thMost Income Equality: 24,319thSafest: 25,664thMost Patriotic: 25,886th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 242nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 280th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 437th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 452nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 467th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 493rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 532nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 535th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 538th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 620th in the regionMost Income Equality: 761st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 941st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 972nd in the regionLargest Governments: 987th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,016th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sjovenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Sjovenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Sjovenia's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Sjovenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sjovenia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Sjovenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sjovenia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Sjovenia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Sjovenia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Sjovenia altered its national flag.

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