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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,445thLowest Crime Rates: 5,032nd
The Orodekt Order of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Slagenseter Forn shall rise back to prominence!
Ubenfaum Helglutinux
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Slagenseter Forn

Population5.357 billion

CapitalNew Haelger
LeaderUbenfaum Helglutinux

AnimalSlagenseterian Skak Hawk

The Orodekt Order of Slagenseter Forn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ubenfaum Helglutinux with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.357 billion Slagenseterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Haelger. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slagenseterian economy, worth 823 trillion Delares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,700 Delares, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, serial killers are the country's biggest import, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slagenseter Forn's national animal is the Slagenseterian Skak Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Slagenseter Forn is ranked 128,112th in the world and 5,008th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 229.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,972ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,445thLowest Crime Rates: 5,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,458thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,476thSafest: 6,274thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,286thLargest Governments: 7,330thMost Secular: 7,515thMost Conservative: 7,722ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,825thMost Authoritarian: 8,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,385thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,753rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,177thMost Developed: 10,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,254thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,171stHighest Average Incomes: 12,842ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,353rdLargest Mining Sector: 17,319thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,481stHighest Economic Output: 20,884thMost Stationary: 22,376th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 153rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionSafest: 202nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 221st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 236th in the regionMost Secular: 266th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 270th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 312th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionMost Developed: 316th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 321st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 330th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 333rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 372nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 376th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 384th in the regionMost Stationary: 411th in the regionLargest Populations: 418th in the regionMost Conservative: 425th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 493rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 513th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 532nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 550th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 580th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 645th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 739th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 739th in the regionMost Extreme: 895th in the region

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