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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 854thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 916thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,357th
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Slaughter Machine

Population1.444 billion

CapitalA Bad Place
LeaderDeath Himself
FaithIdol Worship

Currencyvital organs
Animalcorpse

The Rogue Nation of Slaughter Machine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Death Himself with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.444 billion Slaughterers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Bad Place. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slaughterian economy, worth 290 trillion vital organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,878 vital organs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaughter Machine's national animal is the corpse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Idol Worship.

Slaughter Machine is ranked 8,276th in the world and 178th in 10000 Islands for Best Weather, with 240 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 854thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 916thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,357thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,454thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,483rdMost Armed: 2,218thMost Devout: 2,359thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,989thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,262ndNudest: 3,950thMost Influential: 4,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,554thLargest Black Market: 5,878thHighest Average Incomes: 6,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,469thBest Weather: 8,276thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,396thLargest Governments: 11,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,649thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,818thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,427thLowest Crime Rates: 13,222ndMost Authoritarian: 13,230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,617thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,984thLargest Retail Industry: 20,429thMost Efficient Economies: 21,123rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,757th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 41st in the regionMost Conservative: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 74th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Extreme: 104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slaughter Machine was endorsed by The Socialist Monarchy of Kingdom of New Berlin.
  • : Slaughter Machine voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Slaughter Machine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Slaughter Machine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 5% for Most Conservative.
  • : Slaughter Machine voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Slaughter Machine, the teaching of evolution has been banned.

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