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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,769thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,882nd
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
To do as you say and to say as you do
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Slaughter None

Population535 million



The Federal Republic of Slaughter None is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 535 million Slaughter noneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaughterland. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slaughter Nonean economy, worth 71.1 trillion Patacas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,959 Patacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, neighboring nations are tired of Slaughter None's big fish stories, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slaughter None's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slaughter None is ranked 201,283rd in the world and 466th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -15.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,769thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,882ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,091stMost Influential: 4,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,723rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,023rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,359thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,084thMost Avoided: 9,462ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 10,473rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,556thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,987thMost Efficient Economies: 16,509thLargest Mining Sector: 17,626thHighest Average Incomes: 17,797thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,551stLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,725thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,942nd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the region

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