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Most Armed: 4,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,745thFattest Citizens: 6,307th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
King of all king
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Slavakania186

Population539 million

CapitalTsargrad

Currencylube
Animalbear

The Empire of Slavakania186 is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 539 million Slavakaniaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsargrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavakania186ian economy, worth 75.1 trillion lubes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,309 lubes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 537,679 per year while the poor average 24,796, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, concussed bearball players cannot remember their lineup position, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavakania186's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slavakania186 is ranked 172,235th in the world and 1st in Rome Empire for Largest Populations, with 539 million Capita.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,745thFattest Citizens: 6,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,437thLargest Mining Sector: 7,194thMost Avoided: 8,044thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,191stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,388thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,305thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,255thLargest Retail Industry: 11,933rdTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,923rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,579thMost Efficient Economies: 14,396thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,544thHighest Average Incomes: 16,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,161stMost Cultured: 21,830thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,128thLargest Black Market: 23,746th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, concussed bearball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Slavakania186 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, vehicular homicide by Slavakania186ian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavakania186, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Slavakania186 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.

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