The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.676 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osijek. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,284 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,147 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 580^th in the world and 9^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 178.85 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.