|Capital||South of Heaven|
The Union of Soviet States of Slaytania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stalinovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.529 billion Slaytanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Slaytanian economy, worth an astonishing 11,105 trillion Strummers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 633,534 Strummers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaytania's national animal is the House Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slaytania was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Poliannum.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, lavish state dinners in South of Heaven are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Slaytania, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
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