Population | 12.215 billion |
Capital | Kongo |
Leader | The great Dong |
Faith | Barfighting |
Currency | Bag of Gold |
Animal | Pet rock |
The Church of Slongs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The great Dong with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.215 billion Slongsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Slongsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion Bags of Gold a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,857 Bags of Gold, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Slongs has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the Pet rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barfighting.
Slongs is ranked 13,892nd in the world and 335th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Slongs, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Slongs, diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much.
- : Following new legislation in Slongs, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Slongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Slongs voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Slongs endorsed The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Slongs endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Following new legislation in Slongs, Slongs has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
World Assembly
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