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Most Influential: 3,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,913th
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Slongs

Population4.121 billion

CapitalKongo
LeaderThe great Dong
FaithBellringing

Currencymark
Animalsquirrel

The Church of Slongs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The great Dong with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.121 billion Slongsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 48.5%.

The all-consuming Slongsian economy, worth 394 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,647 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, colonial subjects have Slongsian culture shoved down their throats, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Slongsian roads, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bellringing.

Slongs is ranked 34,071st in the world and 1,076th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 83.16 Years.

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Most Influential: 3,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,913thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,494thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,992ndLargest Black Market: 14,032ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,107th
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Most Influential: 241st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 309th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 351st in the regionLargest Black Market: 360th in the regionMost Stationary: 438th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 495th in the regionMost Cultured: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 593rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 594th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 611th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 611th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 618th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 636th in the regionBest Weather: 682nd in the regionLargest Populations: 710th in the regionMost Developed: 770th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 826th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 830th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 846th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 880th in the region

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