Population | 22.741 billion |
Capital | Ljubljana |
Leader | President Borut Pahor |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Linx |
The Republic of Slovenia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Borut Pahor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.741 billion Slovenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ljubljana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.
The all-consuming Slovenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,859 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slovenia's national animal is the Linx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slovenia is ranked 234,754th in the world and 7,248th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.14388796568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slovenia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Slovenia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Slovenia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Slovenia was refounded in Balder.
- : Slovenia ceased to exist in Belgium.
- : Slovenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Slovenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Slovenia, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in Slovenia, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
- : Following new legislation in Slovenia, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.