Population | 7.582 billion |
Capital | Rostov |
Leader | Aleksandr Vovkov |
Currency | Akcha |
Animal | Brown Bear |
The Socialist Federal Republic of Slyakanya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleksandr Vovkov with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.582 billion Slyakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Slyakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Akchas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,908 Akchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slyakanya's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slyakanya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slyakanya is ranked 17,400th in the world and 752nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : Slyakanya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar.
- : Slyakanya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska.
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Endus Mea Fral.
- : Slyakanya was endorsed by The Republic of Germanic Cat.
World Assembly
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