Population | 34.226 billion |
Leader | Sly |
Currency | Champy |
Animal | Fox |
The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 34.226 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,192 trillion Champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,276 Champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, on-duty Air Slys Paws flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slys Paws is ranked 1,663rd in the world and 26th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 292 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Burayan.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Armed Republic of NewImperia.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Kekkeryist Kekkury Yuh Yeet of Yukkira.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Slys Paws lost the endorsement of The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 103 » Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Lyontisia, Kangarawa, New Leganes, Propwash, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Roliganistan, Davinhia, ReeK, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, BearStackof2015, Talitoa, Pakitsk, Ridann, Enlil, Kalaratri, Pekweng, Grossvietnam, East Malaysia, Dragons Blood, Amjedia, Volkarai, Asendavia, Fellon, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, A mean old man, Barfleur, Stellar Colonies, Blobbo, From New World, CheeseBurrito, Adolanta, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Spiruvania, Empire of Dabiristan, Sandboxford, Myehn, Aivintis, Modra, Agave, Verconia, Mardom, The Marlands, Tea Jol, Santa Dystopia, and 53 others.United Citizens, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, American-Cascadia, Wakeopolis, Romanoddle Republic, Neratica, OhCraplakistan, Vaskeden, Azosd, Solek, Pondingonia, Akimera, Murshan, Marrabuk, Bachtendekuppen, La Xinga, Roissyland, Wiranath, Alleramica, Tassirion, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Dwightica, Troc, Malvekia, Evrigenis, Cacnesia, Khusja, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Lady Lamashtu, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Chinesasia, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Compton-Conway, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Langburn, Konyai, Yukkira, NewImperia, Burayan, and Vussul.