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Most Advanced Public Education: 887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,396th
The Glorious Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
The Lord will always prevail
Warrior Pope Lucius
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Smebbelsnop

Population9.131 billion

CapitalThe Real Holy See
LeaderWarrior Pope Lucius
FaithMilitaristic Sedevacantist Catholicism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalDove

The Glorious Empire of Smebbelsnop is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Warrior Pope Lucius with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.131 billion Militaristic Sedevacantist CatholicS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Real Holy See. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Militant and Vigilant economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,387 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Most foreigners can't name the leader of Smebbelsnop, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smebbelsnop's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militaristic Sedevacantist Catholicism.

Smebbelsnop is ranked 14,363rd in the world and 2nd in The Western Realm for Most Stationary, with 1,163.88795650012 Days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,396thLargest Black Market: 1,446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,652ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,968thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,302ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,320thLargest Mining Sector: 5,198thHighest Average Incomes: 5,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,831stLargest Governments: 6,000thSmartest Citizens: 6,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,632ndMost Developed: 6,991stHighest Economic Output: 7,842ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,081stMost Cultured: 9,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,263rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,383rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,396thTop
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Most Devout: 10,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,690thMost Influential: 13,941stMost Stationary: 14,363rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,270thHealthiest Citizens: 17,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,559thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,727thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,085thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,727th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smebbelsnop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Smebbelsnop voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Desalination".
  • : Smebbelsnop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Smebbelsnop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Smebbelsnop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Smebbelsnop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Smebbelsnop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Smebbelsnop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Smebbelsnop, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Smebbelsnop voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn This Game"".

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