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The United States of Smesh is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 419 million Smeshians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center Of. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Smeshian economy, worth 53.2 trillion 9mms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,070 9mms, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,153 per year while the poor average 14,610, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.
The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, Smeshians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and S-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smesh's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Smesh was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Eschatosia.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, S-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, Smeshians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
- : Smesh endorsed The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Kohland.
- : Smesh endorsed The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
- : Smesh was endorsed by The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
- : Smesh was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Kohland.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
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