by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 662ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,153rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,433rd
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population419 million

CapitalThe Center Of

AnimalBlack Bear

The United States of Smesh is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 419 million Smeshians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center Of. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Smeshian economy, worth 53.2 trillion 9mms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,070 9mms, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,153 per year while the poor average 14,610, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, Smeshians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and S-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smesh's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smesh is ranked 95,156th in the world and 3,030th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 80.8880732316 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 662ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,153rdTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,433rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,652ndMost Influential: 3,069thRudest Citizens: 3,400thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,724thMost Avoided: 3,988thFattest Citizens: 4,079thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,304thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,748thLargest Mining Sector: 5,310thMost Armed: 6,650thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,530thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,820thLargest Retail Industry: 8,471stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,304thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,340thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,417thMost Pro-Market: 16,475thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,035thHighest Average Incomes: 19,763rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,090th
Largest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 125th in the regionMost Avoided: 129th in the regionFattest Citizens: 139th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 154th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 178th in the regionRudest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Armed: 247th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 300th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 302nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 314th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 383rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 384th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 412th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 435th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 558th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 737th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 829th in the regionMost Influential: 843rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 925th in the region

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