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Smorkf

Population19.778 billion

LeaderSpokesperson

CurrencyKromfs
AnimalMilliduck

The Community of Smorkf is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spokesperson with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.778 billion Smorkfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The strong Smorkfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion Kromfs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,036 Kromfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and Spokesperson's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Smorkf's national animal is the Milliduck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smorkf is ranked 11,971st in the world and 561st in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 84.08 quips per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,974thBest Weather: 2,606thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,768thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,797thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,275thSafest: 3,754thMost Pacifist: 4,323rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,182ndLargest Governments: 5,630thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,687thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,873rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,386thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,271stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,335thNicest Citizens: 7,453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,491stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,706thMost Cultured: 9,639thHealthiest Citizens: 10,185thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,411thHighest Economic Output: 10,619thLargest Populations: 10,807thHighest Food Quality: 11,868thSmartest Citizens: 11,971stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 17,590thMost Inclusive: 18,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,935thMost Income Equality: 20,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,581stMost Influential: 22,868th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionSafest: 162nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 195th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 207th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 208th in the regionLargest Governments: 226th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 253rd in the regionLargest Populations: 259th in the regionMost Influential: 281st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 295th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 349th in the regionNicest Citizens: 350th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 355th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 437th in the regionMost Cultured: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 502nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 505th in the regionMost Income Equality: 542nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 561st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 590th in the regionNudest: 603rd in the region

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