by Max Barry

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The Secret Society of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
We don't have museums
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Snake Worship Football Club

Population5.85 billion

CurrencyCrown
AnimalRattlesnake

The Secret Society of Snake Worship Football Club is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 5.85 billion Snakeses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Snake Worship Football Clubian economy, worth 226 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,712 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, voting is compulsory, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snake Worship Football Club's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

Snake Worship Football Club is ranked 167,617th in the world and 74th in Africa for Most Stationary, with 108.0501391812 days.

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