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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd Most Influential: 275th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
All hail God-Emperor Snudgskooge
God-Emperor Snudgskooge
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population7.675 billion

CapitalSnudgskooge's palace
LeaderGod-Emperor Snudgskooge


The Holy Empire of Snoodum is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Snudgskooge with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.675 billion Snoodians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snudgskooge's palace. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Snoodian economy, worth a remarkable 2,262 trillion Flebs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,795 Flebs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the monarchy has returned to a simpler time when genitalia was the deciding factor of competence, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snoodum's national animal is the Flea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snoodism.

Snoodum is ranked 169,613th in the world and 9,141st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 12.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152ndMost Influential: 275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 596thMost Corrupt Governments: 605thLargest Black Market: 749thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 914thHighest Average Tax Rates: 985thLowest Crime Rates: 1,089thLargest Governments: 1,113thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,256thHighest Average Incomes: 1,663rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,742ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,855thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,418thBest Weather: 2,842ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,458thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,636thMost Secular: 3,956thNudest: 4,325thSmartest Citizens: 4,447thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,778thHighest Economic Output: 5,073rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,376thHealthiest Citizens: 6,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,623rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,190thMost Authoritarian: 11,373rdMost Developed: 13,167thMost Conservative: 15,743rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 126th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 139th in the regionNudest: 164th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 171st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 179th in the regionBest Weather: 179th in the regionMost Secular: 202nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 210th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 353rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 359th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 398th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 429th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 534th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 653rd in the regionMost Stationary: 753rd in the regionMost Developed: 768th in the regionMost Cultured: 899th in the region

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