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Snorlaxia

Population25.44 billion

CapitalBranchland
LeaderBarbara the Barbarian
Faithsonichuism

CurrencyFelony
AnimalDesi

The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.44 billion Snorlaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth an astonishing 15,277 trillion Felonies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 600,550 Felonies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,777,734 per year while the poor average 159,349, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 2,294th in the world and 5th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 3,966.70579464 days.

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Most Cultured: 18thMost Efficient Economies: 39thHighest Disposable Incomes: 59thMost Scientifically Advanced: 62ndMost Rebellious Youth: 92ndSmartest Citizens: 99thRudest Citizens: 112thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 140thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 153rdMost Devout: 163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 178thHighest Average Incomes: 211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 223rdHighest Food Quality: 234thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 238thHighest Economic Output: 306thFattest Citizens: 324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 348thLargest Retail Industry: 395thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 406thMost Influential: 515thLargest Publishing Industry: 625thMost Inclusive: 646thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 656thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 685thMost Valuable International Artwork: 700thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 745thMost Armed: 830thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 929thLargest Governments: 1,043rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,141stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,177thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,559thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,770thMost Stationary: 2,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,297thMost Patriotic: 2,626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,677thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,068thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,661stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,794thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,999thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,177thLargest Populations: 7,512thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,976thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,367thLowest Crime Rates: 13,250thTop
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Nudest: 15,713thLargest Black Market: 20,985thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,150th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Snorlaxia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Snorlaxia lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Snorlaxia lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Snorlaxia lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.

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