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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 70th
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Peace on this piece of earth
Influence
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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So88er

Population36.669 billion

CapitalWhole Inwon
Leadera Generally Amiable Fellow
FaithIlken Fitherwop

Currencynutmeque
Animalflying pig

The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.669 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 15,257 trillion nutmeques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 416,077 nutmeques, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,174,498 per year while the poor average 117,992, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Whole Inwon, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the weather in Whole Inwon is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 179,788th in the world and 3rd in Great Britain and Ireland for Most Authoritarian, with 334.66 milliStalins.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 70thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 97thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 110thHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196thHighest Disposable Incomes: 210thLargest Insurance Industry: 337thRudest Citizens: 373rdMost Stationary: 430thMost Efficient Economies: 464thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 487thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 536thLargest Mining Sector: 563rdLargest Populations: 583rdHighest Average Incomes: 632ndFattest Citizens: 740thLowest Crime Rates: 881stMost Inclusive: 1,230thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,461stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,719thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,027thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,731stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,034thMost Avoided: 3,404thMost Developed: 4,559thLargest Governments: 5,665thMost Influential: 6,012thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,228thSmartest Citizens: 6,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,638thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,475thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,194thHighest Drug Use: 20,424thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,482nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in So88er, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the weather in Whole Inwon is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Whole Inwon.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, many friends and relatives of a Generally Amiable Fellow have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in So88er, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.

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