The Federation of Socialist Balkans is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charis Mortescu with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 3.146 billion Socialist Balkansians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pella. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Balkansian economy, worth 502 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,855 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and the children of Socialist Balkans are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Socialist Balkans's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Balkans is ranked 6,614^th in the world and 110^th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 79.1 Bank.