The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Polite Kokichi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.52 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 4,228 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 496,263 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,574,436 per year while the poor average 5,413, a ratio of 845 to 1.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, in a fit of passion Polite Kokichi has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and male tourists tend to be fearful of Socialist Communist States's deadly femme fatales. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 226,852^nd in the world and 7,709^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 6.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.