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Largest Retail Industry: 54thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thMost Corrupt Governments: 193rd
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Socialist Communist States

Population8.896 billion

LeaderNot Kokichi
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade


The Not Kokichi of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Not Kokichi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.896 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 4,403 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 495,008 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,563,598 per year while the poor average 5,389, a ratio of 846 to 1.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, male tourists tend to be fearful of Socialist Communist States's deadly femme fatales, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 505th in the world and 8th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 14,601.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 54thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thMost Corrupt Governments: 193rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 199thLargest Gambling Industry: 224thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 227thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 236thMost Efficient Economies: 266thMost Avoided: 280thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 327thHighest Average Incomes: 333rdFattest Citizens: 382ndMost Subsidized Industry: 403rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 422ndLargest Insurance Industry: 505thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 558thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 632ndLargest Mining Sector: 980thLargest Black Market: 985thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,122ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,171stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,230thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,255thMost Armed: 1,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,679thRudest Citizens: 1,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,026thLargest Governments: 2,204thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,585thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,819thHighest Crime Rates: 3,181stMost Conservative: 7,595thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,037thSmartest Citizens: 11,268thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,249thMost Pro-Market: 15,983rdMost Extreme: 16,333rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,055thMost Influential: 20,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,960th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionMost Extreme: 125th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 166th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Conservative: 343rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 390th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 699th in the region

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