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Largest Retail Industry: 39thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thMost Valuable International Artwork: 127th
The Polite People's Pepublic of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Politely Starving!
Kokichi Oma
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Socialist Communist States

Population7.249 billion

CapitalOmagrad
LeaderKokichi Oma
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade

CurrencyWorker
AnimalWorkers

The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.249 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 3,551 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 489,867 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,514,737 per year while the poor average 5,352, a ratio of 843 to 1.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 192,742nd in the world and 7,435th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 6.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 39thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57thMost Valuable International Artwork: 127thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234thLargest Gambling Industry: 255thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 255thMost Efficient Economies: 260thMost Avoided: 285thMost Subsidized Industry: 327thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 334thHighest Average Incomes: 335thFattest Citizens: 376thLargest Agricultural Sector: 395thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 513thLargest Insurance Industry: 548thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 638thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 750thLargest Mining Sector: 945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,038thLargest Black Market: 1,039thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,173rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,239thMost Armed: 1,430thRudest Citizens: 1,501stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,799thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,069thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,602ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,827thHighest Economic Output: 3,244thMost Conservative: 7,593rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,631stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,703rdMost Pro-Market: 12,190thMost Extreme: 13,110thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,632ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,032ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,057th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 122nd in the regionMost Extreme: 174th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionLargest Populations: 303rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 429th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Socialist Communist States changed its national motto to "Politely Starving!".
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, there is something rotten in the state of Socialist Communist States.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Oppressed Desert.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, postcards from Oppressed driving test centres are popular souvenirs.

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