The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.249 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 3,551 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 489,867 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,514,737 per year while the poor average 5,352, a ratio of 843 to 1.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 192,742^nd in the world and 7,435^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 6.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.