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Largest Retail Industry: 49thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59thMost Valuable International Artwork: 186th
The Polite People's Pepublic of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Politely Starving!
Polite Kokichi
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Socialist Communist States

Population8.52 billion

CapitalOmagrad
LeaderPolite Kokichi
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade

CurrencyWorker
AnimalWorkers

The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Polite Kokichi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.52 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 4,228 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 496,263 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,574,436 per year while the poor average 5,413, a ratio of 845 to 1.

The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, in a fit of passion Polite Kokichi has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and male tourists tend to be fearful of Socialist Communist States's deadly femme fatales. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 226,852nd in the world and 7,709th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 6.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 49thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59thMost Valuable International Artwork: 186thMost Corrupt Governments: 190thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 199thLargest Gambling Industry: 226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 246thMost Efficient Economies: 265thMost Avoided: 290thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 335thHighest Average Incomes: 338thFattest Citizens: 384thMost Subsidized Industry: 388thLargest Agricultural Sector: 427thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 516thLargest Insurance Industry: 536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 568thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 658thLargest Mining Sector: 971stLargest Black Market: 981stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,229thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,248thMost Armed: 1,531stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,605thRudest Citizens: 1,642ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,857thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,900thLargest Governments: 2,146thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,702ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,762ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,168thMost Conservative: 8,067thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,073rdSmartest Citizens: 11,177thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,233rdMost Pro-Market: 16,269thMost Extreme: 16,920thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,358thMost Influential: 20,941stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,610th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionMost Extreme: 176th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 198th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 252nd in the regionLargest Populations: 272nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 300th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Conservative: 405th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 685th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, male tourists tend to be fearful of Socialist Communist States's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, in a fit of passion Polite Kokichi has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Socialist Communist States altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Communist States, children asked by parents to 'guess how much I love you' ask for the cash value.

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