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Nudest: 990thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,282nd
The Karelian-Finnish SFR of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
I used Google Translate for all this.
Якоб Альтез
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Socialist Euraisa

Population12.416 billion

CapitalХельсинки
LeaderЯкоб Альтез

CurrencyКарельский рубль
AnimalФокс II Ниволай

The Karelian-Finnish SFR of Socialist Euraisa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Якоб Альтез with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed population of 12.416 billion Карелы have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Хельсинки. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Карельский economy, worth a remarkable 2,142 trillion Карельский рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 172,537 Карельский рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Карельский рубльs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Фокс II Ниволай Nebula, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Хельсинки, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Карельский nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Euraisa's national animal is the Фокс II Ниволай, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Euraisa is ranked 156,982nd in the world and 3,145th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 135.7128298104 days.

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Nudest: 990thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,337thMost Developed: 5,706thLargest Governments: 6,114thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,856thSmartest Citizens: 7,572ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,790thHealthiest Citizens: 7,825thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,503rdMost Secular: 9,466thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,560thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,841stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,259thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,001stHighest Economic Output: 11,238thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,949thBest Weather: 12,057thMost Efficient Economies: 14,395thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,360thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,945thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,327thHighest Food Quality: 20,239thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,435thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,561stLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,792ndMost Patriotic: 22,800thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,005th
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Nudest: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 267th in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 334th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 354th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 369th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 381st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionMost Secular: 505th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 511th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 538th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 556th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 596th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 626th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 640th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 648th in the regionBest Weather: 664th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 687th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 729th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 861st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 889th in the region

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