by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,003rdMost Influential: 1,242nd
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Socialist Holy American Empire

Population4.931 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI
FaithIl˙vatarism

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.931 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 455 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,404 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 50,455th in the world and 1,796th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 564.11 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,003rdMost Influential: 1,242ndTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,081stMost Armed: 5,313thBest Weather: 7,064thMost Devout: 10,225thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,496thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,708thHealthiest Citizens: 12,987thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,465thLargest Black Market: 15,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,518thLowest Crime Rates: 16,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,031stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,497thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,558thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,638thMost Stationary: 21,054thMost Cultured: 21,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,484thMost Inclusive: 22,586th
Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Armed: 120th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144th in the regionBest Weather: 217th in the regionMost Devout: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 310th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 348th in the regionLargest Black Market: 375th in the regionMost Stationary: 378th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 388th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 422nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 438th in the regionTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 459th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 487th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 525th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 548th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 570th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 576th in the regionLargest Populations: 581st in the regionMost Cultured: 594th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 641st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 689th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 727th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 748th in the regionMost Inclusive: 792nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 887th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 186 » Wiranath, Tshana, CopyCato, H-Zhena, Kangarawa, Am Echad, Elejamie, ReeK, Wizardonia, Unger under over, United China Nation, Dragonia, A Slanted Black Stripe, New Birblands, Lanagon, Arcanama, Axdel, Trimmania, Brotherland, Squid Ruinosa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Adavan, Federated States of Zootron, Riveraland, Republic of Berzerkistan, Bai Lung, Freedom Fascists, Lyontisia, VW53Aland, New Leganes, Kaigi, Galve, The Empire of Rijelv, Biggstonia, Urimel, Dreamersistan, Bytes, Hizuru, Kriov, Davinhia, Harro Waarudho, Goodnamesarerare, Drunken Seal Islands, Kagorg Bra Corna, Headpat Central, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Propwash, Mastariere, Adolanta, Kucia, and 136 others.Endertopias, Southern Yugoslavia, Peatiktist, Taurora, Roliganistan, Kelsyth, Slys Paws, Dark Edgyness, Bullpups, Aeljae, Joundia, Broengtopia, Kublam, Akorial, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Kyrtizhan, Wanabe, Impia Aghte, British Calradia, Wolemoer, The Almighty Country, Bakaworld, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Aihon, Eagas, Pakitsk, Our Gods, Ridann, Osterreich und Ungarn, Neruch, Enlil, The island of Kiria, New Terabithia, Kampf Empire, Indrapore, Talitoa, The United Asian Republics, Kilkire, Slonful, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Chria Deau, Euricanis, The New Wisconsin Empire, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, The Death Syndicate, Firenation91, Seri Tai Republic, Chubaka, Monezambique, Kalaratri, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Liberstankonia, Abtracnt, Rakshuland, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Matdor, Styklelilere, Blobbo, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Adioration, Marrabuk, Dragons Blood, The Militarius Imperium, Kyrloth, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La Isla Nueva, Rainbow Vests, Bharatewa, Morrowine, The Three States of Fortuna, Interdimensional Waifus, Warren democracy, Janoobi Jazair, The State of McDonalds, Zukchiva, East Malaysia, Republic of New India, Fellon, Under Sea Desert, Trulu, Tretrid, Schrebia, Greater New Cassandra, Lingu, Bzux, Raunch, Rohanland, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Staynes, United Dirtpile, The Earth Systems Alliance, Airrajul, Azureano, The Eternal Land of Jong, Khadah, Sovietsoyuz, Distro-Spartica, EnderShnovia, A mean old man, Arkalarius, Santa Dystopia, Chriona, Survivoristan, Gallisers, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Ephem, Eternal Progress, Modra, Brethren, Serkin, Yelkinam, Oofery, Niveko, Halaethaed Commune, United States of I Hate Australia, Horn of Havenkaap, Castle Federation, Oerkar, ArenaC, Neue Leipzig, Royal Hampshire, Rawdank, Gunov, and Flying Snow.

View Forum posts

Report