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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398th Most Influential: 631st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 713th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Auf die Götter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population1.948 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI
FaithNorse Christianity

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.948 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 173 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,294 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobster tastes best when it is red, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Norse Christianity.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 161,714th in the world and 6,142nd in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 62.37 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Influential: 631stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 713thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,702ndTop
Best Weather: 8,875thMost Devout: 8,931stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,907thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,865thHealthiest Citizens: 13,727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,786thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,076thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,706th
Most Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionMost Devout: 218th in the regionBest Weather: 255th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionLargest Black Market: 288th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 337th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 395th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 456th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 499th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 499th in the regionMost Armed: 554th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 555th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 578th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 590th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 629th in the region

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