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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 513thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 845thMost Influential: 1,137th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population4.387 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.387 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 403 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,905 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 16,065th in the world and 451st in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.49 Years.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 513thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 845thMost Influential: 1,137thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,582ndMost Armed: 4,829thBest Weather: 8,116thMost Devout: 9,546thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,835thHealthiest Citizens: 12,953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,398thLargest Black Market: 14,116thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,649thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,065thLowest Crime Rates: 16,151stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,197thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,599thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,482nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 104th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 234th in the regionMost Devout: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 322nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361st in the regionLargest Black Market: 363rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 366th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Stationary: 401st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 449th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 453rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 507th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Cultured: 549th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 566th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 594th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 601st in the regionLargest Populations: 626th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 628th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 714th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 749th in the regionMost Inclusive: 754th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 842nd in the regionMost Developed: 881st in the regionLargest Governments: 902nd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » Wiranath, Tshana, CopyCato, H-Zhena, Kangarawa, Am Echad, Elejamie, ReeK, Wizardonia, Unger under over, United China Nation, Dragonia, A Slanted Black Stripe, New Birblands, Lanagon, Arcanama, Axdel, Trimmania, Brotherland, Squid Ruinosa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Adavan, Federated States of Zootron, Riveraland, Republic of Berzerkistan, Bai Lung, Freedom Fascists, The Romanum Legio, Lyontisia, Arkantis, VW53Aland, New Leganes, Kaigi, Galve, The Empire of Rijelv, Biggstonia, Urimel, Dreamersistan, Bytes, Hizuru, Kriov, Davinhia, Harro Waarudho, Goodnamesarerare, Qui sequuntur somnia, Drunken Seal Islands, Kagorg Bra Corna, Headpat Central, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Propwash, and 158 others.Mastariere, Adolanta, Kucia, Endertopias, Southern Yugoslavia, Peatiktist, Taurora, Roliganistan, Kelsyth, AngusEssa, Slys Paws, Dark Edgyness, Bullpups, Aeljae, Joundia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Kublam, Akorial, Sufjan Stevens Fans, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Kyrtizhan, Wanabe, Impia Aghte, British Calradia, Wolemoer, The Almighty Country, Bakaworld, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Aihon, Eagas, Norgsveldet, Pakitsk, Our Gods, Ridann, Osterreich und Ungarn, Neruch, Sericena, Chols Worithopia, Swiftwhiskers, Mer Dieu, Enlil, The island of Kiria, New Terabithia, Kampf Empire, The Holy Utopian Republic, Indrapore, Talitoa, CheeseBurrito, The United Asian Republics, Kilkire, Slonful, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Wersh, Stellar Colonies, America Mjolnir, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Brethren, Proslan, Chria Deau, Euricanis, ArenaC, The New Wisconsin Empire, The United Neo American Union, Slongs, The Death Syndicate, Firenation91, Seri Tai Republic, Chubaka, Monezambique, Kalaratri, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Kario and Nix, Liberstankonia, Abtracnt, Rakshuland, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Matdor, Styklelilere, Stanisiti, Blobbo, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Adioration, Marrabuk, Dragons Blood, The Militarius Imperium, Kyrloth, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La Isla Nueva, Rainbow Vests, Modra, Bharatewa, Morrowine, Monix, The Three States of Fortuna, Interdimensional Waifus, Habsburg-Lorriane, Warren democracy, Janoobi Jazair, Acronis, The State of McDonalds, Zukchiva, East Malaysia, Teskyla, Republic of New India, Fellon, Under Sea Desert, Sycona, Trulu, Bermadia, Tretrid, Schrebia, Greater New Cassandra, Lingu, Bzux, Raunch, Rohanland, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Virgoliaendorses, Lanwa, BuciLand, Staynes, United Dirtpile, Peoples Republic of GG, Arilokina, The Earth Systems Alliance, Airrajul, Azureano, The Eternal Land of Jong, Jakubonia, Khadah, Eudinity, Woodsind, Aivintis, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Quartzland, Sokala, Technocratic Tagalog, Oofery, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Tseriesiscoming, Sovietsoyuz, TM-Jesselton, Flench, Distro-Spartica, EnderShnovia, Filipopol, Quail Empire, A mean old man, Arkalarius, and The Atlae Isles.

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