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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,096thMost Influential: 1,508thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,597th
The Iron Galactic Imperium of
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Socialist Holy American Empire

Population6.225 billion

CapitalWhite Palace
LeaderEmperor Heinrich VI

CurrencyImperial Dollar
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.225 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 559 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,840 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 1,597th in the world and 67th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 15,313.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,096thMost Influential: 1,508thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,597thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,323rdMost Armed: 6,068thBest Weather: 6,530thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,460thMost Devout: 10,790thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,415thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,124thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,016thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,047thLowest Crime Rates: 16,441stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,316thMost Stationary: 18,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,007thLargest Black Market: 19,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,282ndMost Cultured: 21,422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,606thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,697thMost Inclusive: 23,076thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,276thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,694thSmartest Citizens: 23,889th
Most Influential: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 133rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 175th in the regionBest Weather: 209th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 285th in the regionMost Devout: 303rd in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 348th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 395th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 447th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 460th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 479th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 483rd in the regionLargest Populations: 530th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 538th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 547th in the regionLargest Black Market: 553rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 600th in the regionMost Cultured: 600th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 645th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 662nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 678th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 691st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 759th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 763rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 785th in the region

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