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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,965thMost Devout: 4,018thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,022nd
The Allied States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Mostly Harmless
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Socialist Test 433

Population4.413 billion

CurrencyDenero
AnimalBlack Bear

The Allied States of Socialist Test 433 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.413 billion Socialist Test 433ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Test 433ian economy, worth 836 trillion Deneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,539 Deneroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 622,594 per year while the poor average 43,272, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Test 433's national animal is the Black Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Socialist Test 433 is ranked 111,741st in the world and 1,756th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 355.63329322788 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,965thTop
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Most Devout: 4,018thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,599thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,898thLargest Mining Sector: 7,310thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,966thMost Patriotic: 9,458thLargest Black Market: 9,974thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,138thHealthiest Citizens: 11,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,681stHighest Average Incomes: 11,839thLowest Crime Rates: 13,269thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,022ndTop
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Most Developed: 14,951stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,078thMost Efficient Economies: 17,880thLargest Governments: 19,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,652ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,747thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,871stSmartest Citizens: 28,641stMost Advanced Public Education: 28,921st
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Most Devout: 219th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 257th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 372nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 466th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 511th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 568th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 587th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 661st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 773rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 860th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 860th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 868th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 871st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 886th in the regionLargest Black Market: 923rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 931st in the regionMost Developed: 945th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,013th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Socialist Test 433 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 433, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 433, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 433, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 433, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 433, Socialist Test 433 City is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 433, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 433, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist Test 433, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Socialist Test 433 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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