by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,810thMost Influential: 3,183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,044th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Vigilance. Grace. Determination.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.675 billion



The Republic of Soirwren is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.675 billion Soirwrenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soigné. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soirwrenian economy, worth 463 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,733 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soirwren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soirwren is ranked 183,697th in the world and 6,458th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.66 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,810thMost Influential: 3,183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,044thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,231stBest Weather: 5,859thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,985thMost Pacifist: 9,547thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,562ndMost Developed: 10,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,819thHealthiest Citizens: 10,941stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,524thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,785thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 18,001stSmartest Citizens: 18,040thMost Secular: 19,269thMost Stationary: 19,857thMost Inclusive: 22,728th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 137th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 161st in the regionBest Weather: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 193rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 276th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 278th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 297th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 301st in the regionMost Developed: 324th in the regionMost Stationary: 325th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 333rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 334th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 339th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 339th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 344th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 511th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 525th in the regionLargest Populations: 592nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 600th in the regionMost Secular: 652nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 734th in the regionLargest Black Market: 757th in the regionMost Inclusive: 793rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 812th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 845th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 852nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 853rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 854th in the region

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