The Republic of Soirwren is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.675 billion Soirwrenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soigné. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Soirwrenian economy, worth 463 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,733 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soirwren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soirwren was endorsed by The Golden Delegoose Monarchy of Technocratic Tagalog.
- : Soirwren was endorsed by The Republic of Tofoon.
- : Following new legislation in Soirwren, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Soirwren, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
- : Following new legislation in Soirwren, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
- : Following new legislation in Soirwren, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
- : Soirwren was endorsed by The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia.
- : Soirwren was endorsed by The People's Republic of Lorrana.
- : Soirwren was endorsed by The Shadow of Eastern Alksearia.
- : Soirwren was endorsed by The Holy Empire of THE V0ID.
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