The Holy Republic of Soldiersend Archive is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High King Peter with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.862 billion Narnians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wardrobe. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Narnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,682 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 318,110 Sacraments, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,985,221 per year while the poor average 21,734, a ratio of 91.3 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the internal market is thriving, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soldiersend Archive's national animal is the Non Tame Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aslanic Fundamentalism.

Soldiersend Archive is ranked 264,352^nd in the world and 308^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.37 law-abiding acts per hour.