The Cthulhian Empire of Solskjar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Arctic with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.868 billion Solskjarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antoinette. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solskjarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,943 trillion Amaras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 178,820 Amaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spies caught in Solskjar are never heard from again, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime is totally unknown. Solskjar's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Solskjar is ranked 71,318^th in the world and 2,071^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.88 law-abiding acts per hour.