by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,563rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,064thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,565th
The Strange Socio-Capital States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
PolandBall club, Baby!
Super Stange SociCapi Secretary
Eminence Grise
WA Main Nation
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.957 billion

LeaderSuper Stange SociCapi Secretary
FaithWeird Worship of Wonder


The Strange Socio-Capital States of SomethingIsWrongHere is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Super Stange SociCapi Secretary with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.957 billion Sois have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitalia. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seeueh economy, worth 198 trillion Proclamintioms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,682 Proclamintioms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and the Seeueh Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SomethingIsWrongHere's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weird Worship of Wonder.

SomethingIsWrongHere is ranked 230,013th in the world and 5th in Wheroq for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,563rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,064thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,565thNudest: 5,950thNicest Citizens: 7,054thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,859thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,686thMost Inclusive: 10,514thMost Devout: 11,041stMost Cultured: 11,404thMost Pacifist: 11,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,501stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,804thMost Developed: 12,903rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,074thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,628thHealthiest Citizens: 15,046thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,508thSmartest Citizens: 15,630thSafest: 16,774thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,842ndLargest Governments: 18,901stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,004thBest Weather: 20,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,807thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,775thMost Influential: 24,072nd

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