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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,668thMost Patriotic: 3,271stMost Armed: 3,862nd
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
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Unproven
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Somurias

Population5.731 billion

CapitalYevraziya
LeaderPremier Bogdan
FaithAtheism

CurrencyNaroden
AnimalPhoenix

The People's Federation of Somurias is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Bogdan with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.731 billion Somuriasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yevraziya. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Somuriasian economy, worth 986 trillion Narodens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 172,149 Narodens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Somurias has found 1 easter egg), being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somurias's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Somurias is ranked 266,543rd in the world and 4,799th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 12.597387771 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,668thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,271stMost Armed: 3,862ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,580thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,635thLargest Governments: 5,876thLowest Crime Rates: 6,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,467thMost Inclusive: 9,825thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,154thMost Developed: 10,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,087thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,235thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,820thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,384thHighest Food Quality: 14,251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,657thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,834thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,535thMost Cultured: 15,672ndSmartest Citizens: 16,371stMost Efficient Economies: 18,864thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,931stHealthiest Citizens: 29,473rd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 144th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 147th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 255th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 283rd in the regionMost Developed: 283rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 295th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 308th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 322nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 345th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 357th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 358th in the regionMost Cultured: 394th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 403rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 408th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 420th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 434th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 435th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Somurias lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Somurias lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Somurias altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Somurias was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Somurias has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.

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