Population | 5.731 billion |
Capital | Yevraziya |
Leader | Premier Bogdan |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Naroden |
Animal | Phoenix |
The People's Federation of Somurias is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Bogdan with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.731 billion Somuriasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yevraziya. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Somuriasian economy, worth 986 trillion Narodens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 172,149 Narodens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Somurias has found 1 easter egg), being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somurias's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Somurias is ranked 266,543rd in the world and 4,799th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 12.597387771 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Somurias lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Somurias lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Somurias altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Somurias, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Somurias, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Somurias was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Somurias, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Somurias, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Somurias has found 1 easter egg).
- : Following new legislation in Somurias, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Somurias, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.