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Most Influential: 1,790thLargest Retail Industry: 2,413thMost Avoided: 5,448th
The Military Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right!
General Lucius Thomas
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South African Legions

Population2.098 billion

LeaderGeneral Lucius Thomas


The Military Dictatorship of South African Legions is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Lucius Thomas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.098 billion South Africans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havencrest. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The frighteningly efficient South African Legionsian economy, worth 301 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 143,925 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South African Legions's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

South African Legions is ranked 240,741st in the world and 9,274th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.45 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 1,790thLargest Retail Industry: 2,413thTop
Most Avoided: 5,448thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,222ndFattest Citizens: 7,145thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,862ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,014thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,106thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,631stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,278thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,250thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,889thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,480thMost Devout: 12,655thMost Efficient Economies: 15,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,620thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,635thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,430thLargest Black Market: 20,565thMost Developed: 22,534thMost Cultured: 22,613thRudest Citizens: 23,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,715th
Largest Retail Industry: 119th in the regionMost Avoided: 188th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 236th in the regionFattest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 297th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 307th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 403rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 503rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 505th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 509th in the regionMost Devout: 530th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 546th in the regionRudest Citizens: 557th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 600th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 627th in the regionMost Influential: 718th in the regionLargest Black Market: 768th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 777th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 779th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 783rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 916th in the region

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