The United Nations of South Asians is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Subhash Chattopadhyay with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.408 billion South Asians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming South Asian economy, worth 667 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,072 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The doctor has cold hands, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, the entire entry for South Asians in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Asians's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Asians is ranked 40,182^nd in the world and 175^th in The Free Nations Region for Safest, scoring 104.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.