The United Nations of South Asians is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Subhash Chattopadhyay with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.178 billion South Asians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming South Asian economy, worth 867 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,525 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, everybody's got wood thanks to Subhash Chattopadhyay, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Asians's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Asians is ranked 80,802^nd in the world and 221^st in The Free Nations Region for Most Secular, with 18.11 Atheism Rate.