by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 1,728thMost Avoided: 11,198thHighest Economic Output: 14,070th
The BB Puppet of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
The BB is Great all hail the BB
Diplomacy Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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South Brightonburg

Population32.983 billion

LeaderColonel BB
FaithBB Ism

CurrencyGold BB Buck
AnimalImperal BB Eagle

The BB Puppet of South Brightonburg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Colonel BB with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 32.983 billion South Brightonburgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The South Brightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion Gold BB Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,228 Gold BB Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Colonel BB has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. South Brightonburg's national animal is the Imperal BB Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is BB Ism.

South Brightonburg is ranked 35,776th in the world and 5th in Galts Gulch for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,779.06 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Populations: 1,728thTop
Most Avoided: 11,198thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,070thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,491stLargest Retail Industry: 20,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,383rd

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