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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,263rd
The Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Unity and Prosperity
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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South Comradia

Population1.57 billion

CapitalGulagslavia
LeaderComrade Commissar

Currencypotato
Animalcomrade bear

The Democratic Republic of South Comradia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Commissar with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.57 billion Comrades are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gulagslavia. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Comradian economy, worth 228 trillion potatoes a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,765 potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Comradia's national animal is the comrade bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

South Comradia is ranked 6,424th in the world and 91st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.54 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,789thMost Developed: 6,038thMost Influential: 6,068thLowest Crime Rates: 6,386thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,487thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,812thSmartest Citizens: 8,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,085thMost Efficient Economies: 9,267thMost Pacifist: 9,361stSafest: 9,947thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,967thLargest Governments: 10,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,321stTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,648thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,429thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,046thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,264thHighest Average Incomes: 14,410thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,431stMost Secular: 16,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,634thLargest Retail Industry: 17,360thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,536thNicest Citizens: 18,592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,742ndMost Cultured: 19,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,849th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Developed: 100th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 104th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 111th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionSafest: 183rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 184th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 188th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 201st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 210th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : South Comradia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : South Comradia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.

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