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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,915thMost Influential: 3,963rd
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South Comradia

Population3.269 billion

CapitalGulagslavia
LeaderComrade Commissar

Currencypotato
Animalcomrade bear

The Democratic Republic of South Comradia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Commissar with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.269 billion Comrades are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gulagslavia. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Comradian economy, worth 500 trillion potatoes a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,995 potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Comradia's national animal is the comrade bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

South Comradia is ranked 4,359th in the world and 78th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 94.71 on the Human Development Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,915thMost Influential: 3,963rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,999thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,005thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,074thMost Developed: 4,359thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,650thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,539thSafest: 5,858thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,089thSmartest Citizens: 6,169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,574thMost Efficient Economies: 6,598thMost Pacifist: 6,874thLargest Governments: 6,893rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,083rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,336thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,361stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,768thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,918thBest Weather: 10,679thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,963rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,784thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,202ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,783rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,863rdMost Inclusive: 13,100thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,387thMost Cultured: 13,517thHighest Average Incomes: 13,554thMost Secular: 15,251stNicest Citizens: 15,828thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,955thLargest Retail Industry: 23,040th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : South Comradia was endorsed by The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : South Comradia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, the SCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the South Comradian Navy.

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