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Most Secular: 1,034thMost Efficient Economies: 2,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,947th
The Great Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Unity, Justice and Freedom!
Grand Imperial Chancellor Jon Calibur
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Acting Overseer of FA
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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South Krimelski

Population4.453 billion

LeaderGrand Imperial Chancellor Jon Calibur

CurrencySouth Krimelskian Mark

The Great Empire of South Krimelski is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Imperial Chancellor Jon Calibur with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.453 billion South Krimelskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ader-Navio. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Krimelskian economy, worth 881 trillion South Krimelskian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,933 South Krimelskian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the internet has been placed under government control, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Krimelski's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

South Krimelski is ranked 115,227th in the world and 124th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Safest, scoring 64.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Secular: 1,034thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,947thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,607thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,849thMost Influential: 4,908thLargest Governments: 5,184thMost Developed: 5,223rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,113thLowest Crime Rates: 6,516thHighest Average Incomes: 6,519thSmartest Citizens: 6,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,141stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,934thRudest Citizens: 8,082ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,002ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,011thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,823rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,147thMost Inclusive: 11,963rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,375thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,422ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,606thHighest Drug Use: 17,056thMost Cultured: 18,002ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,952ndHighest Economic Output: 19,132ndLargest Retail Industry: 20,401st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Krimelski, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : South Krimelski was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : South Krimelski voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : South Krimelski published "Good Mood Act" (Bulletin: Policy).
  • : South Krimelski altered its national flag.
  • : South Krimelski approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : South Krimelski approved the World Assembly proposal "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : South Krimelski voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : South Krimelski voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : South Krimelski approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Australian rePublic".


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