The Democratic People's Union of South Miruva is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Executive Moski Emers with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.813 billion South Miruvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutternas. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South Miruvian economy, worth a remarkable 2,997 trillion Miruvian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,541 Miruvian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and solid-gold toilets are South Miruvian prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime is totally unknown. South Miruva's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Posadism-Hoxhaism.

South Miruva is ranked 3,402^nd in the world and 25^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.59 law-abiding acts per hour.