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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369thHighest Poor Incomes: 512thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 522nd
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
We now embark on a new journey; one forged with steel.
Prime Commissar Turaniski
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Founding Council
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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South Reinkalistan

Population2.59 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak Metropolis
LeaderPrime Commissar Turaniski
FaithSocialist Tosdodanism

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Commissar Turaniski with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.59 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth 760 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 293,727 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Socialist Tosdodanism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 512th in the world and 1st in Athena for Highest Poor Incomes, with 258,980.02 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 369thHighest Poor Incomes: 512thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 814thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,131stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,270thMost Devout: 1,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,507thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,966thLargest Black Market: 2,033rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,100thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,788thLowest Crime Rates: 4,248thMost Avoided: 4,251stLargest Governments: 5,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,371stMost Conservative: 5,784thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,583rdMost Authoritarian: 7,122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,427thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,042ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,502ndTop
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Most Developed: 13,491stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,372ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,570thMost Extreme: 19,135thMost Income Equality: 19,506thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,686thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,452ndHighest Economic Output: 21,731st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, Court TV ratings have skyrocketed now that executions are filmed on location.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : South Reinkalistan approved the World Assembly proposal "Proper Hygiene For Medical Instruments".
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : South Reinkalistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vilita and Turori".
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Reinkalistanis any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

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