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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 251st
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The age of reaction ends. The future is ours to write.
President Mozhkin Turaniski
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.621 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderPresident Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithVanguard Cultism

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.621 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,680 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 363,703 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 231,423rd in the world and 8th in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 251stHighest Poor Incomes: 308thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 400thMost Devout: 607thMost Conservative: 753rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 778thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,016thMost Armed: 1,073rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,092ndLargest Black Market: 1,108thHighest Average Incomes: 1,128thLargest Mining Sector: 1,618thLowest Crime Rates: 1,948thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,173rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,544thLargest Governments: 2,903rdMost Avoided: 3,230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,036thMost Authoritarian: 5,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,976thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,754thMost Efficient Economies: 7,847thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,536thHighest Economic Output: 10,372ndMost Developed: 10,798thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,372ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,120thMost Income Equality: 19,085thMost Extreme: 20,987thHealthiest Citizens: 21,510th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : South Reinkalistan altered its national flag.
  • : South Reinkalistan altered its national flag.
  • : South Reinkalistan altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.

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