by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 439th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Tomorrow we may be martyred; but today we are kings!
Prime Commissar Turaniski
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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South Reinkalistan

Population3.028 billion

LeaderPrime Commissar Turaniski
FaithSocial Tosdodanism


The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Commissar Turaniski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.028 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth 944 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 311,810 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Reinkalistani Colonial Thesaurus, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Social Tosdodanism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 79,703rd in the world and 7th in The Srivijayan Consortium for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,724.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 439thHighest Poor Incomes: 536thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 614thMost Devout: 1,035thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,317thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,725thLargest Black Market: 1,765thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,072ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,230thMost Avoided: 3,815thLargest Governments: 4,144thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,519thMost Conservative: 4,659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,579thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,029thMost Authoritarian: 7,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,227thMost Efficient Economies: 9,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,720thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,955thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,919thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,011thLargest Retail Industry: 12,538thMost Developed: 12,677thHighest Economic Output: 17,981stMost Income Equality: 20,280th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the region

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