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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 207th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Chains bend, shackles break; the people are freed.
President Mozhkin Turaniski
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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South Reinkalistan

Population5.641 billion

LeaderPresident Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithVanguard Cultism


The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.641 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,230 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 395,422 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, major cities are suffering under water rationing, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 149,298th in the world and 19th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 270 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 207thHighest Poor Incomes: 220thMost Patriotic: 314thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 337thMost Devout: 437thMost Conservative: 562ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 600thMost Corrupt Governments: 805thHighest Average Incomes: 898thMost Armed: 924thLargest Black Market: 951stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,003rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,278thLowest Crime Rates: 1,559thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,952ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,998thLargest Governments: 2,365thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,553rdMost Authoritarian: 3,724thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,355thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,009thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,527thHighest Economic Output: 7,724thMost Efficient Economies: 8,038thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,226thMost Developed: 10,260thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,638thMost Income Equality: 16,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,398thMost Extreme: 19,103rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

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