Population | 15.245 billion |
Leader | Fleet Admiral Salami Wolfgang |
Faith | Church of Adonai |
Currency | SEP Dollar |
Animal | Pacific Walrus |
The Disputed Territories of Southeast Pacific is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fleet Admiral Salami Wolfgang with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.245 billion Southeast Pacificians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.
The very strong Southeast Pacifician economy, worth 939 trillion SEP Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,621 SEP Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, the weather in Southeast Pacific City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southeast Pacific's national animal is the Pacific Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Church of Adonai.
Southeast Pacific is ranked 87,786th in the world and 10th in Yochland for Most Stationary, with 522.48791560752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Southeast Pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Southeast Pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Southeast Pacific's influence in Yochland rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Southeast Pacific's influence in Yochland fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Southeast Pacific's influence in Yochland rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Southeast Pacific's influence in Yochland fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Southeast Pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Southeast Pacific's influence in Yochland rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Southeast Pacific's influence in Yochland fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Southeast Pacific's influence in Yochland fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".