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Most Devout: 262ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 451st
The Holy Nudist Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
For the Love of the South
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Southern Giraffe Islands

Population2.901 billion

CapitalBikini City
LeaderGrand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse


The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe Islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Pharaoh Minnie Mouse with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.901 billion Giraffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Giraffe Islandsian economy, worth 864 trillion peaches a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,836 peaches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, the diplomatic corps stinks, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Giraffe Islands's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pharaohism.

Southern Giraffe Islands is ranked 178,934th in the world and 7,771st in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.09 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Devout: 262ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 451stMost Subsidized Industry: 532ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 658thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 703rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 723rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 907thMost Ignorant Citizens: 909thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,062ndMost Influential: 1,114thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,120thMost Armed: 1,370thFattest Citizens: 1,475thLargest Black Market: 1,792ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,988thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,280thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,369thMost Cultured: 2,707thNudest: 2,921stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,619thRudest Citizens: 4,352ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,659thLargest Governments: 5,001stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,305thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,565thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,603rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,189thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,906thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,985thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,354thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,196thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,444thHighest Economic Output: 19,664th
Most Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 80th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionNudest: 110th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 131st in the regionMost Cultured: 136th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 152nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 224th in the regionRudest Citizens: 232nd in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 257th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 262nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 302nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 310th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Influential: 434th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 504th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 533rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 601st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 616th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 837th in the region

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