by Max Barry

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Nudest: 3,154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,080thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,698th
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Southern Shrekistan

Population2.382 billion

CapitalLos Ogres
LeaderShrek Ogreson


The NS can be a bore sometimes of Southern Shrekistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Shrek Ogreson with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.382 billion Shrekistani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Ogres. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Shrekistani economy, worth 138 trillion Onions a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,979 Onions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Southern Shrekistan with a very polite populace, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Shrekistan's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southern Shrekistan is ranked 179,088th in the world and 5,869th in the South Pacific for Best Weather, with 97 Meters Of Sunlight.

Nudest: 3,154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,080thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,698thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,647th
Nudest: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 498th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 602nd in the region

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