by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,253rd
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Power to the Workers
Eminence Grise
Founder / President of the Regional Assembly
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Soviet Cuba and Mexico

Population133 million

CurrencySoviet Peso
AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Socialist States of Soviet Cuba and Mexico is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 133 million Soviets are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Soviet economy, worth 6.26 trillion Soviet Pesos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,051 Soviet Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, Leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Soviet Cuba and Mexico City generates millions of views, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Cuba and Mexico's national animal is the Golden Eagle.

Soviet Cuba and Mexico is ranked 35,948th in the world and 1st in Soviet Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring 55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,253rd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

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