The United Socalist States of Soviet Krussia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Katsumi with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.407 billion Soviet Krussians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Krussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion Krshins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,186 Krshins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, no one gossips with President Katsumi during diplomatic summits, the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action, and Air Soviet Krussia is rumored to receive more government funding than the Soviet Krussian Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Krussia's national animal is the Soviet Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Soviet Krussia is ranked 5,573^rd in the world and 80^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.85 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.