|Leader||Valevel Quox Aurtanbe|
The United Republic of Sovyanka is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Valevel Quox Aurtanbe with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.59 billion Sovyankans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biga City. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Sovyankan economy, worth 177 trillion Burrests a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,697 Burrests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, army pay is to kill and die for, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovyanka's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sovyanka's influence in Soviet Union rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Sovyanka's influence in Soviet Union rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Sovyanka's influence in Soviet Union rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Sovyanka lodged a message on the Soviet Union Regional Message Board.
- : Sovyanka relocated from Communism to Soviet Union.
- : Sovyanka relocated from Lazarus to Communism.
- : Sovyanka applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in Sovyanka, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
- : Following new legislation in Sovyanka, army pay is to kill and die for.
- : Following new legislation in Sovyanka, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.