The Kingdom of Spain In The South is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Jesús Aguilar with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.137 billion Spanishes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antequera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Spain In The Southian economy, worth 648 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 156,829 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Spanishes refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spain In The South's national animal is the Lince, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aconfesional State.

Spain In The South is ranked 81,715^th in the world and 79^th in European Union for Most Average, scoring 40.14 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.