|Capital||The Holy Brick of Spam|
|Leader||Supressed by NS moderators|
|Faith||The word of sodium powders|
|Animal||Loaf of bread|
The Hey stuff Im dad of SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supressed by NS moderators with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.33 billion SpammySpamSpamifiedSpamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Brick of Spam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.
The very strong SpammySpamSpamifiedSpamian economy, worth 140 trillion Spams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,178 Spams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,853 per year while the poor average 11,856, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.
Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam's national animal is the Loaf of bread, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The word of sodium powders.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "Mr. Chunk" (Account: Drama).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "Don't touch my spillictinigifacationator" (Bulletin: News).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool" (Account: Sport).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "straight English" (Meta: Gameplay).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "economy" (Bulletin: Campaign).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "Idk I like this song listen to it" (Factbook: Economy).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "Serious dispatch about self confidence" (Factbook: History).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "Upvote this" (Factbook: Overview).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "Peter Griffin" (Factbook: Legislation).
- : SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam published "yah yah ah ah woah woh" (Meta: Reference).