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Most Politically Free: 11,329thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,999th
The B l a c k m e t a l s p a m of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
All hail Spam and And it's spammy spamified foundation
Spam Founder
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population4.835 billion

CapitalThe hole with blood and mole rats
LeaderSpam Founder
FaithThe word of sodium powders

Animalfredie mercury's lost snake

The B l a c k m e t a l s p a m of SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spam Founder with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.835 billion SpammySpamSpamifiedSpamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The hole with blood and mole rats. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The very strong SpammySpamSpamifiedSpamian economy, worth 287 trillion Spams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 59,440 Spams, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam's national animal is the fredie mercury's lost snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The word of sodium powders.

SpammySpamSpamifiedSpam is ranked 52,157th in the world and 12th in Lardyland for Most Developed, scoring 63.11 on the Human Development Index.

Most Politically Free: 11,329thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,999th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Pinochet Executionists, Sylestone, CaptainLard, and Solharcht Kirale.

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