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Most Secular: 1,989thMost Influential: 2,317thFattest Citizens: 2,575th
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Population2.442 billion



The Dominion of Sparsdan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dadoun with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.442 billion Humans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guinness. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The all-consuming Human economy, worth 275 trillion beers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,637 beers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, Guinness has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The Free Nations Region, corruption is a game of two halves, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Guinness. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sparsdan's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FNRism.

Sparsdan is ranked 12,939th in the world and 27th in The Free Nations Region for Most Armed, with 6.57 Weapons Per Person.

Most Secular: 1,989thMost Influential: 2,317thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,575thLargest Retail Industry: 2,720thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,858thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,117thMost Avoided: 3,566thHighest Crime Rates: 4,172ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,529thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,366thNudest: 6,082ndRudest Citizens: 6,208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,694thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,643rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,265thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,532ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,582ndTop
Most Armed: 12,939thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,969thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,524thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,406thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,657thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,368thHighest Drug Use: 21,709th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 27th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the region

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