by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 1,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,246thLargest Retail Industry: 1,366th
The Almighty Commune of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
You never go full spazz.
the Grand Moff Spazzlordian
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Population7.523 billion

CapitalThe Wet Spot
Leaderthe Grand Moff Spazzlordian

Currencybuck fitty

The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Grand Moff Spazzlordian with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.523 billion Spazzholeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wet Spot. The average income tax rate is 15.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spazzholean economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion buck fitties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 180,501 buck fitties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spazzhole's national animal is the spazzmorph, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spazzizm.

Spazzhole is ranked 42,223rd in the world and 1,324th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 68.58 on the Human Development Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,246thLargest Retail Industry: 1,366thHighest Crime Rates: 1,458thHighest Drug Use: 1,513thMost Influential: 1,777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,956thFattest Citizens: 2,292ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,650thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,721stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,809thMost Armed: 3,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,509thLargest Black Market: 7,605thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,776thMost Inclusive: 7,873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,364thHighest Average Incomes: 8,992ndNudest: 9,772ndSmartest Citizens: 10,537thMost Efficient Economies: 10,643rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,045thMost Cultured: 12,353rdMost Avoided: 12,800thHighest Economic Output: 13,258thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,593rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,189thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,257thMost Stationary: 15,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,366thMost Secular: 18,280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,545thMost Politically Free: 19,435th
Highest Drug Use: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60th in the regionFattest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 70th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rd in the regionMost Armed: 90th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 175th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 195th in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 226th in the regionMost Politically Free: 231st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 264th in the regionMost Inclusive: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 274th in the regionLargest Black Market: 275th in the regionNudest: 276th in the regionMost Stationary: 284th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 328th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 350th in the regionMost Cultured: 356th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 448th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 453rd in the regionMost Avoided: 505th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 524th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 579th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 586th in the regionMost Secular: 631st in the regionMost Extreme: 770th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 781st in the region

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