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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 717th Rudest Citizens: 750th Largest Retail Industry: 1,513th
The Almighty Commune of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
You never go full spazz.
the Grand Moff Spazzlordian
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Spazzhole

Population4.092 billion

CapitalThe Wet Spot
Leaderthe Grand Moff Spazzlordian
FaithSpazzizm

Currencybuck fitty
Animalspazzmorph

The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Grand Moff Spazzlordian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.092 billion Spazzholeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wet Spot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Spazzholean economy, worth 825 trillion buck fitties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 201,749 buck fitties, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,285,434 per year while the poor average 13,048, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money", and the nation leads the South Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spazzhole's national animal is the spazzmorph, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spazzizm.

Spazzhole is ranked 15,391st in the world and 510th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,719.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 717thRudest Citizens: 750thLargest Retail Industry: 1,513thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,608thTop
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Most Influential: 2,006thHighest Crime Rates: 2,161stFattest Citizens: 2,335thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,918thMost Armed: 3,200thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,062ndLargest Black Market: 4,660thHighest Average Incomes: 5,550thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,854thMost Inclusive: 7,043rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,122ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,351stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,362ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,685thMost Pro-Market: 7,737thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,115thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,702ndHighest Drug Use: 8,803rdSmartest Citizens: 9,943rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,962ndMost Cultured: 12,683rdMost Extreme: 12,909thMost Developed: 13,794thLargest Governments: 14,647thNudest: 14,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,012thMost Secular: 15,290thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,391stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,241stMost Politically Free: 16,545thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,667th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionMost Armed: 67th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 75th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 168th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 183rd in the regionMost Influential: 202nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 207th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 230th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 242nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 291st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 302nd in the regionNudest: 339th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 354th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 355th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 380th in the regionLargest Governments: 388th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 399th in the regionMost Stationary: 407th in the regionMost Developed: 422nd in the regionMost Extreme: 458th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 490th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 510th in the regionMost Secular: 520th in the regionLargest Populations: 546th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 617th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spazzhole was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, the nation leads the South Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money".
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Spazzhole endorsed The WA Republic of Qawe.

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